Anyone remember that game we used to play when we were in elementary school, "Grosser-than-gross?" If you do, you can stop reading this post and forget about this movie. If you don't remember "Grosser-than-gross," or are fascinated by the topic of human centipedes, read on. I knew you'd keep reading! You guys are depraved. You sick fucks. I'm going to set this up easily for you: basically, this insane doctor has an ass-to-mouth fetish. The insane doctor misses his three-dog. He wants a new dog. But he gets people. Grossness ensues (AKA--Ass-to-mouth). Really, seriously; that's what this movie is about. That, and eating shit. Literally. Brilliant plotline aside, let's get to the acting. Terrible. One of the girls you're glad she is the ass of the centipede. The other one is pretty, so it sucks that she is the middle. The crazy Japanese guy is the head of the centipede. All in all, it was pretty lame. Grossness for its own sake? I outgrew that shit when I was in high-school. (.25)

- Artie